I’m Pretty Sure I Know How to Spell My Own Name

“I was looking for you on Facebook and I couldn’t find you.”

“That’s weird.”

“Then I realized you spelled your name wrong.”

“My name isn’t spelled incorrectly on Facebook.”

“Yes it is, it’s spelled ‘D*i*a*n*n*e’ instead of ‘D*i*a*n*e’.”

“That’s because my name IS spelled ‘D*i*a*n*n*e’!”

“It is? Are you sure?”

“Perfectly sure. I have been spelling it now for 30 plus years.”

People really are idiots!