Cocktail Time: Grown Up Jungle Juice

I have to admit, when it comes to cocktails, I like fruity drinks. In fact the less of the alcohol you can taste, the more happy I am with the concoction. For a while now I’ve been looking for a fruity, adult punch type drink, and I’ve never quite come across what I was looking for, so I made this. This, lovely, fruity combo that really packs a punch.

When I was finished I let Jamison taste it, even though this isn’t his type of drink at all and his face was priceless. He informed me this is similar “hunch punch” and was often served at frat parties he attended with friends. I had heard of hunch punch, but someone never actually tried during my years in college, probably because I was a huge dork, and I went to a frat party all of once in my time at UT. I wasn’t impressed and drank nothing. I might have been there for all of 30 minutes, if that long. My roommate insisted I go along with her and we walked around Frat Row after a football game. The whole thing didn’t make of an impression on me, other than not being impressed. It’s funny how that notion sticks with you. I think it was the equivalent of, “Hey, hold my beer and watch this!” and that just wasn’t me thing.

Anyway…I got sidetracked again didn’t I? I’m good at that. 😉

Another thing this reminds me of is the Jungle Juice they used to serve in the school cafeteria when I was growing up. I don’t know why, but it does. It’s probably the Kool-Aide component come to think of it; I think Jungle Juice was a fruit punch as well, which would explain the similarity. The idea of the Jungle Juice stuck though, and thus Grown-Up Jungle Juice was born.

This is definitely a drink to share. It makes a large pitcher of goodness, and did I mention how strong it was? Of course I did! 😉

What You’ll Need:
1 lid full of Kool-Aide Fruit Punch mix
1 – 12 ounce frozen pineapple juice
4 cups of lemonade
1 cup of peach schnapps
1 cup of dark rum
1 cup of triple sec
1 cup of limoncello or limoncino
1 cup of Everclear
1 bottle of sweet red wine (Note: I used a bottle of muscadine wine from Savannah Oaks Winery in Tennessee.)
1 cup of whipped cream vodka
1 cup of Absolut Mandarin vodka

First off, again let me warn you…this stuff is STRONG!! You’ve got a lot of alcohol here, mixed with a little juice, and a splash of Kool-Aide for fun. This is a stay where you are sort of drink, not a have a glass and go drive sort of libation. Stay where you are, have fun with friends, tell some stories, relax, but not drive. Do not drive.

And yes the Kool-Aide is a little low brow, but who cares…this is a fun drink, not a sophisticated sort of deal. If you want sophisticated, make some sangria. This is more of a beachy, party, have fun, be silly with your friends sort of drink.

Now let’s make some Jungle Juice!

You’ll need a very large pitcher, at least a gallon. Add all of your ingredients and stir to mix. Chill at least an hour before serving. If you want to make it really fun you can put it in the freezer and let it get slushy, like I did as you can see in the picture above, which might take a while depending on the temperature of your freezer.

Notes: You can different kinds of juice if you like. You could even leave out the Kool-Aide and add a bottle of cherry juice instead. If it’s too sweet, you can water it down with a little lemon-lime soda or even plain sparkling water.